Bot Writes Epic Commercial For Olive Garden After Devouring 1,000 Hours Of Commercials

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mattstaff
Jun 14, 2018 8:00 PM EDT

Unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all.

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    EVIL.GENIUS.

    Text - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
    via @KeatonPatti
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    Text - OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here. WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy. We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens WAITRESS Unlimited stick We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all
    via @KeatonPatti
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    Text - FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 2 Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 Smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup ANNOUNCER (wet voice) olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here.
    via @KeatonPatti
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    Text - Jay Talks Parrots @jaytalksparrots Follow Replying to@Keaton Patti @AlongsideWild "Mouth filled with secret soup." This horror version of Olive Garden is amazing
    via @KeatonPatti
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    Text - cat Follow @catuccino Replying to @cyclopsdaughter @KeatonPatti @evepeyser We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all
    via @KeatonPatti

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